[Cmicasa the GreatXvX]

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The Set:

Rt 70 Coming outta Columbia MD, Wide Open...
Sunny 45 degrees

Drivers:

1) Cmicasa the Great XvX
2) His Older Brother "Racer XvX"

Cmicasa in Katya, 2008 Chevy Corvette Z51 NPP Exhaust, Manual 6. Mods: Breathless Vortex CAI, Tune and a helluva driver

"Racer XvvX" in Pearl, 2009 Cadillac CTS-V stock, AUTO 6, but EXTREMELY good looking and a Cadillac..


The Tale:

OK.. Last night I gotta FUCKED UP.. so ended up leaving my Caddy over at one of boys house because I will not.. cannot.. get a DUI. So this morning I called up my brother to roll down to dude's house to pick up ole' Pearl (CTS-V.. get familiar with the FUCKING names) My brother pulls up in his H2.. and I'm like "shit.. I don't feel like rolling in the Hummer.. it's a nice day.. let's drive Katya."

We do...

Anyway.. we get to dude's house and pick her up.. my brother is like... "let me drive the Caddy... I've been wanting to see what all the hype is about..."

I do. :yeeees:

FASTWARD...

we get to 70 coming off of 29N... and he "beep beeps..." AND THEN hits me on the cell and says... "let's do this..."

At first I'm skeptical cause that mutha-fucker is: :sad:

#1.. a better driver than even me.. or at least more experienced
#2.. in MY mutha-fuckin Caddy, and really.. would U want some mutha-fucka abusing your baby girl???

I say "Fuck It.. this SOB has more money than me.. he can replace her if he crashes her."

"BEEEEEEEEP... BEEEEEEEEEP" The shit IS ON!!!!:OHYEAH!:

at a rolling 50 MPH... it starts


I can HEAR Pearl's SUPER-CHARGER whining up.. but Katya's open exhaust muffles the sound. At first.. and keep in mind I'm driving stick... Katya is pulling harder. (he had it in SPORT MODE and the suspension in SPORT as well... no manual shifting).. and up to 110 mph we are damn near level.. nose to nose from what I can see... I can hear the S/C whining up again, and I jump back to 4th... and take the lead... by now my HUD is reading 148... and this MOFO is STILL rolling next to me... I take it up to REDLINE in 4th at 159mph... and shift to 5th... he is still next to me but, Pearl's mirrors are now behind me door glass.... we both back off... and I have come out VICTORIOUS.. as I figured.

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Upon getting near my house... we were at the light.. when AGAIN.. this fool starts some shit again... We both hit the gas and it was CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY.. as both cars fish-tale off the line almost sideways, leaving long SICK black lines up the road...

This time.. I beat him again.. but again only by a hair as his nose was just a smidge behind mine. I was SHIFTING hard as a mutha-fucka tho.. chirping to 2nd.. to 3rd... to 4th. What's CRAZIER is this SOB had my Caddy chirping all the way to 3rd in an AUTOMATIC.

:wreath::wreath::wreath::wreath:



DISCLAIMER: For legal Purposes THIS COULD OR COULD NOT be true... But if it is... Then Damm it was fun.

[CTS-Vluvr]

Awesome! Nice pics too. If it ever stops fucking raining here I will take Viviana deep into the 100's. The V's aerodynamics by design simply cannot match the Vettes sleek, low profile. That's not to say I wouldn't try every chance I had to blast over 100 in an attempt to dethrone said Vette.:2thumbsup:

[96s-10ss]

I believe the CTS-V is a little underrated haha
But what can you expect,it has an LS motor,and those engines pull like a MOTHER FUCKER from any where in the RPM range.
I know my dads Z/28 pulls like a fucking freight train...haha
Awesome story btw.
Got some sick ass cars there Casa.

[Cmicasa the GreatXvX]

CTS-Vluvr;63375 Wrote:Awesome! Nice pics too. If it ever stops fucking raining here I will take Viviana deep into the 100's. The V's aerodynamics by design simply cannot match the Vettes sleek, low profile. That's not to say I wouldn't try every chance I had to blast over 100 in an attempt to dethrone said Vette.:2thumbsup:

Not to mention the almost 1000 lb advantage. The V's power delivery is simply better... but having the computer row your gears is a definete plus..

[MOPAR74]

Sounds awesome

[bojangles beast]

No fuck sherlock the Vette won. GM would be ashaed if they made the V faster than the Vette. I am sure you could chip it and get it faster than the Vette.

[MOPAR74]

[Cmicasa the GreatXvX]

bojangles beast;63574 Wrote:No fuck sherlock the Vette won. GM would be ashaed if they made the V faster than the Vette. I am sure you could chip it and get it faster than the Vette.

U're the type of idiot that would go into a Prison riot with a "I dare U to FUCK me.. I'm already KY'ed and everything." T-Shirt on aren't U

Anyone find it funny that this MORON is:

1) challenging my WIT.. while he doesn't even kno that "Sherlock..." even when using it as a response with sarcastic intent should be capitalized

2) Can't spell the word ASHAMED

3) Tells a known Gear Head that one of his two cars can be modded to have more power.. despite the fact that the said Gear Head states in the original post that he had modded the Corvette with a damn similar engine.



HEY DUMB FUCK... I could get an additional 80HP with just a pulley swap on the V.

and technically the CTS-V would beat a STOCK Vette, which mine is not. Mine is 90% Z06

[Cmicasa the GreatXvX]

96s-10ss;63387 Wrote:I believe the CTS-V is a little underrated haha
But what can you expect,it has an LS motor,and those engines pull like a MOTHER FUCKER from any where in the RPM range.
I know my dads Z/28 pulls like a fucking freight train...haha
Awesome story btw.
Got some sick ass cars there Casa.

Thank U my friend.. and I agree with what U said entirely

[96s-10ss]

Cmicasa the Great XvX;63636 Wrote:

96s-10ss;63387 Wrote:I believe the CTS-V is a little underrated haha
But what can you expect,it has an LS motor,and those engines pull like a MOTHER FUCKER from any where in the RPM range.
I know my dads Z/28 pulls like a fucking freight train...haha
Awesome story btw.
Got some sick ass cars there Casa.

Thank U my friend.. and I agree with what U said entirely

LS POWER FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN!!!
All the LS SERIES!!!

[CTS-Vluvr]

Cmicasa the Great XvX;63533 Wrote:

CTS-Vluvr;63375 Wrote:Awesome! Nice pics too. If it ever stops fucking raining here I will take Viviana deep into the 100's. The V's aerodynamics by design simply cannot match the Vettes sleek, low profile. That's not to say I wouldn't try every chance I had to blast over 100 in an attempt to dethrone said Vette.:2thumbsup:

Not to mention the almost 1000 lb advantage. The V's power delivery is simply better... but having the computer row your gears is a definete plus..

That 1000 lb advantage is huge! I have a friend with a red Corvette and she wants to race some time. I'm jealous now... I want to race!!!!

[96s-10ss]

CTS-Vluvr;63650 Wrote:

Cmicasa the Great XvX;63533 Wrote:

CTS-Vluvr;63375 Wrote:Awesome! Nice pics too. If it ever stops fucking raining here I will take Viviana deep into the 100's. The V's aerodynamics by design simply cannot match the Vettes sleek, low profile. That's not to say I wouldn't try every chance I had to blast over 100 in an attempt to dethrone said Vette.:2thumbsup:

Not to mention the almost 1000 lb advantage. The V's power delivery is simply better... but having the computer row your gears is a definete plus..

That 1000 lb advantage is huge! I have a friend with a red Corvette and she wants to race some time. I'm jealous now... I want to race!!!!

Hey let me ride with you,so I can ride her afterwards haha

[REVolution]

The 17yr old is wet behind the ears, what does she want with a little boy?

[96s-10ss]

RevitHigh;63655 Wrote:The 17yr old is wet behind the ears, what does she want with a little boy?

She might be a Cougar lol
I like older women

[G8mike]

One of these days you gotta get them to the track to see what kind of times you can get them to put down. Sounds like they're very close.