[REVolution]

Gixser995;194854 Wrote:

jspookss;194830 Wrote:

Gixser995;194805 Wrote:How in the hell did they sell 2300 Volts last month?

California

Oh yeah, it just got HOV acceptance out there.

Yes it did.

[Gixser995]

Jay Z loves carpools.

[CTS-Vluvr]

jspookss;194855 Wrote:

McLovin;194834 Wrote:Volt sales for the year are as low as all of GM's other pseudo hybrids.
Why are we celebrating mediocrity again?


Oh yes, casa has to fulfil his daily ration of lame volt news.....like he has for the last 4 plus frakking years.


You go casa.
You go boy.

Yet it outsold the Fusion hybrid and the MKZ hybrid..

Combined..

You mad bro?

Why does Wing's lick so much jerk, wipe his chin and ask for more? It's gross.

[jspookss]

Cmicasa the GreatXvX;195094 Wrote:

McLovin;194867 Wrote:Nope, sorry, one slightly improved month means little against yearly dominance, even on outgoing vehicles that are no longer produced.


Lmao

But what if... Volt sales continue to rise??? How then will another one of your Fake Automotive Oracle moments play out?

Automotive oracle

He rubs his broomstick and then does a rain dance around his mop bucket.

Then he bows to Mulally.



The bow part isnt part of the process.. He just likes doing that

[RougeRiver]

That reminds me of the joke about the mining engineer who dropped his pants and bent over whenever he heard the shout "Fire in the hole!!!"

[Cmicasa the GreatXvX]

Here's a joke that U might not like.. and it never gets old.. and it never sounds less sad and pathetic... I love GM.. but but Wings... that guy is on a whole nother level when it comes to "Ford Shit don't stink" mindset:sad::sad::sad:

wingsnut Wrote:While licking up the spilled Ford Kool-Aid at the feet of Mulally this morning, I noticed the larger than life smile he had on his face. Of course silly me thought it was just him being impressed with my kiss-up ability, but instead I saw the article he was reading, which was instead the source of his espressed pleasantries. I waited for my usual courteous pat on the head, as he exited the room, leaving this article I present for all you today.

[CTS-Vluvr]

I think he huffs the Mr. Clean he's supposed to be cleansing the floors with.

[RougeRiver]

Big strapping men like Mr. Clean tend to like a huff, now and then.

[ncguy]

RougeRiver;195166 Wrote:Big strapping men like Mr. Clean tend to like a huff, now and then.

Here let me put this in better terms for you:

Big strapping men like Mr. Clean tend to like little frakking pussies like wings, now and then. Mulally made a statement when wings was fired for stalking him stating: wings rubs his pussy lips every night thinking about it... well until one night when his wife woke up, sat up in the bed wondering what the hell was going on and then he shot her eye out. Who would have ever thought that his vagina canal thats the size of the Mississippi river could have that good of an aim

Weird times... Weird times for sure! I blame it on the Anti-Christ

[RougeRiver]

A huge mangina is arguably the Anti-Christ.

Christ has died, Christ has risen, Christ has come again is the mantra of a male member doing it's thing with a vagina.

But, alas, Loki the trickster made Balder's buttoxhole an image of Frig's tat and the flood of Thor's member came under an evil spell of the mangina, thus flooding the Earth with scores of spermatic shaped Prii.

[96s-10ss]

jspookss;195129 Wrote:

Cmicasa the GreatXvX;195094 Wrote:

McLovin;194867 Wrote:Nope, sorry, one slightly improved month means little against yearly dominance, even on outgoing vehicles that are no longer produced.


Lmao

But what if... Volt sales continue to rise??? How then will another one of your Fake Automotive Oracle moments play out?

Automotive oracle

He rubs his broomstick and then does a rain dance around his mop bucket.

Then he bows to Mulally.



The bow part isnt part of the process.. He just likes doing that

Never laughed so hard in my life
+1 rep to you good sir