I pulled a 'burg and discovered it is a Camaro. Do I win a prize?

Looks like an early Thunderbird kinda
Whatever it is, you'd be dead if it hit you. Impaled.
It does look like a Thunderbird. Maybe it's some sort of Mercury Thunderbird.

It also looks sort of Russian.
Mercury Thunderbird

Basilisk is right, it is a Mercury.
But it definitely isn't called Thunderbird

I know what it is, but the forward canted headlight shrouds reminded me of a decade later Buick Wildcat.